The trick here is not just to learn all the insults but also the counter insults (you’ll learn why a soon). Stop in their path to challenge them into a swordfight. Now, once you exit to the map there are pirates roaming all across the map-screen. Smirk provides you with a couple to start with. Now you’re trained but you’ll have to learn some insults. Insist that you do and he’ll eventually consent. He’ll keep on insisting you don’t have what it takes.

Once at the house you’ll meet Captain Smirk. The troll wants something, give him the fish you got at the bar to get past. However, there’s a bridge with a troll on it blocking your way. Firstly, head to the store and buy yourself a sword (pick it up in your inventory and then talk to the shopkeeper), then you’ll have to head to house at the East end of the island. Of all the trials the sword fighting is the most labour intensive. Now you have money to spend on stuff at the store. Once done watch Guybrush get fired across the tent. You’ll get to interrupt them after which they rush to give you an offer: get shot out of a cannon for money.Īccept and you’ll have to present them with a helmet (the cooking pot). At the centre of the island there is a clearing.

You’ll pass the lookout and head to the right to enter the map-screen. However, you will only be able to buy some breath mints from the store if you want to talk to the man in the jail cell (Otis).įor real cash head out of town (to the left from the Scumm Bar and up the cliff). If you talk to Men of Low Moral Fibre, you can convince them to give you a copy of the PTA minutes along with two pieces of eight. You’ll first need to get some money if you want to do anything. Each time the seagull flies a little higher but you should be able to pick up the fish after only two bounces. To get the fish you’ll have to keep stepping on the plank to bounce the seagull. Once in, pick up the meat, the cooking pot and the fish. Wait until he has passed the curtain separating the two ends of the bar and then slip in. Once you’re done wait around for the cook to leave the kitchen. However, it’s designed to address all the puzzles in the game so look for the topic under each part when you’re stuck.įirstly head on down to the Scumm Bar where you may talk to any number of pirates. Note: The following walkthrough is composed from memory and might not be 100% accurate.

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